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Student by day, Superman by... whenever i'm needed(and not doing math)
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Friday, April 28, 2006
heh!
one month ago, i sat at my com, looking at the entry form, and i said to myself. one more month.
it has been one month. (actually a day less,) because the aquathlon is tomorrow!!! (= some of us can't sleep, and some can't wait to. either way, IT'S AQUATHLON TOMORROW!! hehehe
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
eggshams are here!
why is it, that people who are smart (have more knowledge in their brains) are able to take in more information/knowledge than those who aren't, even though they have more space?
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
AQUATHLON IS ON THE 26TH THIS APRIL, DO COME DOWN IF YOU'RE FREE!
TANJONG BEACH 10 AM SENTOSA!
exams start on thursday and i've prepared about enough to get me a b for everything. i have to finish up the last few chapters on a math tommorrow, and START on social studies the day after. then i can go swim in peace. (=
btw, the people at TAS are IDIOTS! they could've at least put SIGNS as to where their shitty little concealed-behind-houses,trees, and buildings-that-look-exactly-the-same type club house! we (eng sen and i) wasted a good 50 minutes looking for it! just to get some plastic bag that is termed 'race kit' by our favourite idiots. still dont understand why they can't just give it to us on the day. the fags better give us a nice lookin medal and the drinks better be cold!
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
heh
jordan chan 陳小春 - next life 下半輩子.
could someone read that, download it, make sure it's in cantonese and not mandarin, and send it to me please? (= here's the link to the mando version. (i got it already.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_tkNxE0i0A
and to those of you who are laughing in your chairs, YES! I LISTEN TO CHINESE SONGS! hahaha just that i don't understand like 80% of what they're singing
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Friday, April 21, 2006
oh no.
ever since i downloaded that silly gameboy advance emulator on my computer, i've been playing it like 2 hours a day!!!! first it was some naruto game, then now it's POKEMON! SKJDHFJKASD. hahaha it's funny though, cos my 'mother' gave me a pair of running shoes so i can run as i look for and catch 'cute and interesting' pokemon, as termed by my rival, MAY.
btw, if you want to experience the addictivity of crappy graphics and gameboy games on computer.. just ask. i'll send it to you after i laugh. x) pissonthecarpet@gmail.com
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
YESSSS
http://www.digilab.com.sg/cgi-bin/registration/aqish2006/showconfirmation.cgi?regid=S9073694I
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
nurses
have you ever taken notice of the signatures of the nurses who come to your school for health checks?
now we know why they can't sign the M.C.'s they sell to kids..
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Monday, April 17, 2006
miss ___.
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
omg.
i just read a gay blog. no it's not gay cos it's pink(yes it is). nope, not gay cos of the singlish+ahlian writing(yes it is!) it's gay cos.. http://colinandkero.blogspot.com/
quote:'god created adam for eve. not for steve' < - - YES.
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10:59 PM
superHUNGRYwoman
early in the morning, i have NO breakfast at my table!
mom woke up and said she had these 1 for 1 coupons at tampines mall. se we went there. (DUH) there was buy a pau get an egg tart free coupon, but 6 bucks worth of cake and pay 3 bucks coupon, buy 2 bucks worth (8 chocolate covered or 16 cinnamon sugar coated) of mini donuts and get 16 more sugar coated ones fre coupon, and 1 for 1 mee siam/laksa/mee rebus coupons. BOY WAS I HAPPY!
so, despite my FUNGAL INFECTION, i walked 102938219031 KM (go figure.) and reached the pau stall. wel, well, well, what'dya know, there's a whole line of grandma's a kiasu aunty's in line, poking their noses into everything they can. as i didn't want to walk another 50 km, i decided to stand and queue up for the paus while my mum went to buy the cakes.
so there i am, moving 1 step every 10 minutes, when this HELLA NOISY AUNTY appears behind me. 'WAH. SO LONG AH THE QUEUE!' she laments as soon as she lines up, then she pokes her head over my right shulder to see what the counter lady is doing. our queue is so long, it ends up cutting into the space of the cake shop's, and this pink shirt aunty (we shall call her f4g for convenience) starts scrutinizing the cakes beside her, pushing me each time she turns, so i move a small step forward. then she gets bored and gets back to swaying in the backround trying to see how the counter lady is doing.
THEN, this black shirt KIASU AS HELL aunty joins the queue. (we shall name her gh3y for convenience) now, f4g starts talking to gh3y and they make conversation pretty well. i can't be bothered listening but they talk so loud i can't help but.
gh3y:'WAH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, NICE AH, THE PAU?'
f4g:'i dunno leh, but buy 1 get egg tart. very worth it.'
gh3y:'wah, need koh-pawn anot ah?'
f4g:'of course ah! if not then they no need to do business already.. only 100 coupons accepted. after that cannot already.'
gh3y:'ohh.. then the cake shop dun have ah? why no one line up?"
f4g:'got, but cakes not nice.' < - - - I START HATING HER HERE.
gh3y:'oh, but my child likes. i buy for him. where to get the koh-pawn ah?'
f4g:'oh, you go upstairs and take from information counter. < - - - SHE BUMPS INTO ME HERE.
gh3y:'oh. thanks ah.'
so gh3y leaves the queue and my ears are allowed rest. 10 minutes later...
f4g:'eh you're back ah!' < - - - WELL, DUH!
gh3y:'ya. i wanna go buy cake. which one nice ah?'
f4g:-(starts pointing and moving around) 'AH! this kaya one nice.'
gh3y:'ok, somemore?'
f4g:'the chocolate one'
f4g:'the durian one.' < - - - THIS IS WHERE SHE BUMPS INTO ME AGAIN.
ME:'EXCUSE ME! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BUMPING INTO ME?! -stares-
f4g: -stares at me in shock-
ME: -stares at at her with HATRED- ..i turn around after waiting in futility for an apology
f4g(to gh3y): 'aiyo, bu xiao xing de lah.'
then my mom comes back from gettin her cakes, and starts chatting with me. OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S RELATED TO ME RIGHT?! WHICH LADY WOULD GIVE YOU A CAKE AND START CHATTING WITH TOU ON THE STREET?!.
-f4g and gh3y stare intensely at mum-
i don't know cos i can't see. mum grins at them and explains her relation to me and after 20 seconds, slow and retarded finally get it and continue picking their cakes. just like the end of the song, here's the end of my post. CAN REN DE FAN LE CHUO. hahaha.. i have no idea. but i know chuo means wrong.
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
what if i was green?
you talk to me like you're forced to and it's just the same as before.
like the clouds, like you, so far away.
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
sighhh
what the hell. yeh, i make fun of others, i'd call it teasing, rather, but i know when to stop. one bad mouth every few days. that's it. yeah i have an abrasion. yeah i use fucking cream. yeah it hurts like fuck. ok so i can't deny it, i make a joke out of it. but everytime i go to the toilet with my bag, i get stares. first few times i understand, whatever, then i stop going. why? COS IT'S FUCKING HUMILIATING THAT'S FUCKING WHY.
okay so spot check. i predict what people will say before i take it out, so i make it funny first, to break the tension. but sure enough, they ask. ok so what, i just shoo em off. then YOU ask. i acted reluctant (and was, actually) but you are.. well, YOU. i let you see. i trust you. then what do you do? YOU KICK ME IN THE ASS, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. your friend decides to make fun of me. i give you the face and ask for it back. she refuses! then her other friend laughs so loud that in 2 seconds, you have a whole gang analysing my cream and unnerving me. i tell your friend multiple times to give the cream back but noo, she's too caught up at laughing about what you said about me having dry balls! oOoOO..
why am i not angry?
how could i be. you're YOU. )=
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
bahgadoodoolah!
promises are made to be broken. but not all of them. ESPECIALLY NOT the one you made to me. rmb? i stayed at the bus stop until you promised. YOU PROMISED! =\ plese take care
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
zZz
on the outside, sleep is just an unconscious rest, where one lies down in various positions and make occasional sounds but what about sleep to an individual? sleep helps one to rest when he's tired and of course, the best part, DREAMS. dreams can take you to anywhere you want to go! it's awesome! too bad you can't remember 90% of your dreams.. why? pfft iono. maybe we're all just dumb. hahahah
but, have you guys ever noticed that nearly all the time, the dreams you remember are so dumb. i remember i had one where i was swimming freestyle but going backwards then i ran into the wall and suddenly, i was driving a car. eh?! anyway, i believe the dreams you remember will never come true, (so yeah, if you dream about your fav guy/girl and remember it, HA!) and those that you dont remember.... everheard of deja vu? ;)
btw fried chicken sucks if it's eaten more than 20 minutes after it's been fried.
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Friday, April 07, 2006
gablah
the abrasion on the right has now spread to the left. and it hurts like OMG. i did my research and found that i need to put it in water to... let it heal faster cos... something can travel faster and... yeh. i want powder. nono. i'd rather not have this at all. tha pain is IMMENSE!! )= but today was a good day. heh. yayyy
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
if you read this you can hit me when you see me, cos i swore.
today is fucking with me. first i have to do the 2.4km run with my ball abrasion. then i don't know how to do the a math homework. then i don't know a thing about the physics shit. then when i reach my bus stop, it rains like a bitch. FUCK.
i understand that all of that is just life but eng sen you fucking pissed me off. so what if you're smart, you understand, you run fast and you're a bballer? it doesn't mean JACK. first you tell kelly he's wrong when he isn't, then you stop me from explaining what's right to chin yun. FUCK. if she doesn't want to hear, then i'll get lost, but she was listening! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF ME FOR? yeah, it was funny at first, i moved you like 3 times but you stood there being a dick head :'aiyah, the more you say the more she'll get confused' dammit. i'm not even explaining it to you, so why the fuck did you get in my way? man, if i wasn't so happy at the time i swear i would've had a brawl with you. fucking hell.
dammit. you even made me swear. if it weren't for what you did i don't even think i would've been pissed at today. fuck today. fuck you.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
studying + food = results
The best way to study is next to a bag of chips. nono, next to BAGS of chips. or any other snack, for that matter. Other people claim that music eliminates the dismal atmosphere of studying, or that quite places provide the most appropriate place for studying, but, to me at least, they are all bullshit. music distracts you from concentrating and quite places are BORING. you'll tend to want to sing along to the music, or become restless, from having so much silence that it gets creepy. But with food, what could happen? sure, you might dirty a piece of paper or two, but what matter would it be? it's not like you would want to count the number of chips you eat, or read what nutrition facts over and over again -once is enough(90% of junk foods are 90% FAT.)- right?
For me, cold fizzy drinks, prawn crackers, chilli chips, and my homework are all i need for studying. and, as i've tried with music, it works better. but hey, for each, his own. calumniate me if you want, but for now, i need to go back to my accounts mcq worksheet, and my spicy mini spring roll things. (=
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
me no spika da inglish
the government shuld implement stricter rules for maids. especially concerning their spoken language. i understand their accents but.. i asked for a bowl of rice and got ice cream. eh? andd.. during dinner, my maid was eating with me. seeing as mother wasn't home yet, she started chatting with me. what did she say? aahahha it went something like this..
maid:ah, did you know, i read de newspaper today and read about de maid abuse story and i'm very scared you know!
me:oh, really?
maid:AHH, the maid in the news ah, he (i dunno which to put. she changed from she to he and back again so many times!) neber cut de chilli only you know, den da employer take a knibe and cut his fingers you know!
me:yuck
maid:den the employer go to jail for pour years ahnd pey de contrak ob pour years to de maid
me:oOooO
maid:i mean, ib de employer dun like de maid can just chaynge mah..
me:yeah... so cruel
i mean, not that i didn't want to continue -ok i didn't, but still,- but
no.1 :talking to someone with english like that just... omg
no. 2:why the hell is she acting so scared for. it's not like i beat her...
no. 3: i had to cut short the part on the conversation cos she ahd to repeat each sentince at LEAST twice cos i couldn't understand. not that i was being a jerk and trying not to, but.. omg.
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10:17 PM
bah
a few weeks ago, i was laughing at my classmates for buying a notebook and keeping accounts of their money and stuff inside. now, i have to laugh at myself because dad wants me to do the same thing. why? ooOooO because i take POA.. what a reason eh? but oh well, i guess it'll be fun. okay who am i trying to kid. but at least it'll be interesting. haha then i can watch myself grow richer day by day. plus, it gives me a reason to count my money often to make sure it's there. muahahah pfffft.
oOoO i'm SOOOO excited.
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Sunday, April 02, 2006
gahh
i woke up twice today. once at 9, and once at eleven. how? well, logicaly, i slept twice. why? cos i stayed up for... nothing. )=
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