my mind (a peice of, for some peace in)

2007-06-09T10:48:00.000+08:00

byebyeblogspot

hellolivejournal! hahah BUDDY helped me make one so you can view it here! hahahah okay! but i'll keep this one for the convenience of links, and... because i like the background. HA! ok that's it for the colourful last post! ;D

p.s. if darylchanchuntat is reading this, i can hear you saying 'TOLD YOU SO' right now. hahaha

2007-06-06T10:17:00.000+08:00

signs

i fell sick the day before we were supposed to go jamming, my arm fracture is starting to hurt again (no training! =X), and friday's plans have been cancelled. that leaves me till the end of the week free although it was never intended! it's a sign to start studying i tell you. =\

2007-06-04T21:28:00.000+08:00

aw(wwwwwww)esomeness.

Aunt Kim left me an awesomely slick and sexy metallic-black handphone! but no charger! hahahah ANDD it can't make/receive calls!! hahah cos her husband FOUND it. =\\ hahahah BUT IT'S STILL MIGHTY SEXY HEHEHEH.

2007-06-03T23:37:00.001+08:00

picturesss

Ru's yellow SEXYPANTS! ;D

JUMP!

HAHAH FAIRY CREW

2007-06-02T23:25:00.001+08:00

high on oxygen! (and white pepper crab)

today, i met my aunts at city hall and dad drove us to geylang area for some white pepper crab. (which was PWN4G333.) after the dinner, we drove back and being in the geylang area, there were hoes all over. what was funny though, was that my aunts and my mother were debating which woman we drove past WAS or WASN'T a prostitute! hahhahahha then they pulled out my dad's phone and laughed THE WHOLE TRIP BACK at the R.K. house prank thing!! hahahah yessss.

2007-05-28T19:07:00.000+08:00

quote

from Andrea, "there's no point in planning your actions for the future because if you stick with that plan, you might as well just not do anything anymore since we're all going to die anyway."

it leaves you wondering,
doesn't it?

2007-05-26T09:33:00.000+08:00

WOOOOO

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS! (i think) (: Inter JC Swimming Meet and 48th School Nationals coming up! train play train play train play, then STUDY STUDY STUDY! =\ i is cannot wait.

LET YOUR HAIR DOWN PEOPLE!!! : D

2007-05-25T09:33:00.000+08:00

damn!

ok econs sucked too.

2007-05-24T21:53:00.000+08:00

damn

ok GP sucked.

2007-05-23T23:02:00.000+08:00

woooot

it's exam time, succckkkaz! hahaha study nights in CJC are good shit, unless they're in the canteen. then they're good shit + mosquito bites. =\ but yesss everyone's started studying... including the people you didn't think would. hahaha. the holiday that isn't, starts on saturday! :) ~~party party party!~~ then study study study! x)

good luck all!

2007-05-19T21:33:00.001+08:00

fuck

a recent overload of ____ jokes has begun to piss me off a LOT, and i am beginning to formulate thoughts of violent deaths and beatings. please stop, i will cry.

then kill.

2007-05-18T20:11:00.000+08:00

from another.

Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.. NO CHEATING! (please?)

How are you feeling today?
By Myself

Will you get far in life?
Slide

How do your friends see you?
She's So High

Will you get married?
Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes

What is your best friend's theme song?
Look What You've Done (uh oh..)

What is the story of your life?
You Only Live Once (HAHA HELL YEAHHH)

What was high school like?
Rock Me Now

How can you get ahead in life?
Blue And Yellow

What is the best thing about your friends?
Life On A Chain

What is today going to be like?
H!Vltg3

What is in store for this weekend?
Pushing Me Away

What song describes you?
It's Not Easy To Be Me (wOoO, Superman theme TOO! ;))

To describe your grandparents?
These Things (wtf, i so don't mean this.)

How is your life going?
Home (AHHAHAHAHA)

What song will they play at your funeral?
Your Revolution Is A Joke (D'OH.)

How does the world see you?
Always (HAHAHAH true, true.)

Will you have a happy life?
Make Out Kids

What do your friends really think of you?
Everything's Not Lost (DOUBLE D'OH)

Do people secretly lust after you?
With Arms Wide Open (HAHAHAHHAHAH)

How can I make myself happy?
Kyur4 Th Ich

What should you do with your life?
Invisible Man

Will you ever have children?
Baby I Love Your Way

Okay i is still bored.

BTW, chye! i'm sorrrry!!!! =\

2007-05-17T00:16:00.000+08:00

holyshhownage.

i am going to die soon. night study, gymnastics, swimming, french. OMFG?! i get back no earlier than 8 during the week. unless i skip friday's training. but damn, =\ ahahah i am going to die soon, i can feel it.

2007-05-13T16:11:00.000+08:00

councillll

40 of th 45 (or so) who ran for council will get to wear golden badges on their uniforms in the near future. what a fight for glory! hahah i seriously doubt the posters did anything, except waste paper and all cos personally, i've only seen them. have not read more than 3 words on any of them! hahahah then i went in to the com lab and randomly clicked on 8 ppl. hurhur but damn, i want a gold badge too. =\

ayee swimming ftw! :D

2007-05-01T19:18:00.000+08:00

when you have a holiday and no ice cream treat.

2007-05-01T18:02:00.001+08:00

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?

Consider the following:

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical).

This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight.

On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine.

We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.

In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.

Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

2007-04-29T21:33:00.000+08:00

sheeesh a

TO DAY WAS VIRGIN DAY (or rather, saturday was.)
i virgin-ed a gig
i virgin-ed sheesha
i virgin-ed a beer from the bartender without asking for id
i virgin-ed.. ok come to think of it, not that virgin-y but yessss VIRGIN ENOUGH! hahaha

is fun.
i like.

2007-04-26T23:19:00.000+08:00

muhahah

thanks to speech day....

CJC STARTS AT 11 TMR, SUCKAAAAZ!

2007-04-21T19:53:00.000+08:00

i realise i have not uploaded any photos in a while so here i go.

2007-04-19T22:38:00.000+08:00

ohboyohboy!

i just can't wait!

2007-04-18T23:12:00.000+08:00

jeannius.

hi and goodbye. says:
hahha hwa chong is abortion rate la
hi and goodbye. says:
then cj pregnancy rate cos cannot abort cos catholic HAHHAA

hahahhahahh and there you have it, Ms. Jeannie Tan.

2007-04-16T21:18:00.000+08:00

swim fighters

Corinne Heng did a M. Bison Death Tunnel on my right nipple after somersaulting off the wall. there is now a 2 cm swollen line under it, and it is white, and erect at all times.

2007-04-09T22:01:00.000+08:00

efffff

EFFFFFFFFF.
'liberty' she says.

2007-04-08T11:00:00.001+08:00

it's easter!

tell a friend.

2007-04-07T20:44:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAA ENJOY!!!!